It’s been a while since we have heard of any huge, monumental gossip from Hollywood, but that does not mean that the young entertainers from Malaysia are off the hook!
Throughout this week, there has been a big ruckus about how a young singer, Madinna (21) claims that she has spotted the Lochness Monster… In Penang waters. She has gone on to say that she was in her boat, trying to fish when her boat overturned due to a strong undercurrent. The incident has caused her to get a concussion to the head and hallucinate which in turn has made her claim that the Lochness Monster had attacked her but she managed to tame him and made him her pet.
Artist's sketch of the Lochness Monster based on account. Looks a lot like an iguana
She was last spotted outside Gurney, carrying out a protest (by herself) on saving the endangered species. Madinna said that she will not sing till the authorities leave her precious pet alone. Of course, no one believed her and she was soon call into the station for making a scene outside Gurney, obstruction of the roads and blocking the weekend shoppers from buying candy and ice-cream.
In the end, after sorting things out with the police about her unsound overreaction toward the whole subject, she underwent a cosmetic surgery to remove her vocal chords. Our sources confirm that Madinna is recovering from her surgery but will never sing again. Ah well, there goes another singer. Bring on the next one!
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